scariest thing i’ve seen this week

easily has to be the cross dresser on the tram with male-pattern baldness and horrid teeth from the other day…

no shit, sherlock

is it a bird? is it a plane? well, no, it looks nothing like either of those things actually so….

Hello CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

um, yes, the Captain was in fine form on sunday in Frankfurt.

Captain Obvious – impervious to rhetorical questions and able to make small leaps of logic in a single (if somewhat tortured) bound