no shit, sherlock

is it a bird? is it a plane? well, no, it looks nothing like either of those things actually so….

Hello CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

um, yes, the Captain was in fine form on sunday in Frankfurt.

Captain Obvious – impervious to rhetorical questions and able to make small leaps of logic in a single (if somewhat tortured) bound

how to almost cripple yourself

ingredients:

take one mofo heavy bastard wardrobe with a broken stand on one corner so it pitches to one side when you remove the half a brick that keeps it upright

take one damn fool who doesn’t listen to his wife’s warnings and decides in some brainless macho showoff dickhead moment to move said wardrobe out of the house while she is interstate (without asking for help from anybody else when he knows full well it took two burly blokes a lot of heaving effort to bring the friggin’ thing into the house originally)

mix liberally. hilarity ensues (for anyone watching).

me i’ve ended up with bruises, abrasions, a nasty twitch/spasm in my shoulder and a very sore arm/back, just in time for moving day tomorrow…